winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

bopeep:

me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting 

me at the dentist

fijiofficial:

lotuspaste:

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE


goatwishes:

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie